But You’re My Wife’s Best Friend. Somehow I just can’t seem to keep my black ass out of trouble! Trouble always seems to find me! I was just minding my own business and relaxing at home when my wife decided she needed to run to the store. She had her best friend visiting from out of town, and she was staying at our house. For whatever reason, she decided she did not want to ask her friend to go with her! I didn’t think anything of it and just went on about my night. I was looking for her and noticed she went outside to chill in our spa. I just went outside to let her know that my wife had run to the store and would be right back. She responds that she forgot to pack a bathing suit and was naked in our spa. Now normally we dont let anyone in our spa naked, but she was already in! I said okay, and had it been anyone else, that would be the end of it! But its me, and here comes good ole trouble! She says, Come inside with her. What was I supposed to do? But see how it played out..